Baron and Pope

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Baron and Pope

So, one day the Pope decides to visit the forest. He chances upon the castle of a Baron and is invited to dinner.

The baron wants to impress the Pope and be blessed. He tells his 3 sons to act sophisticated and only talk in verse. 

The first 2 are smart, but he is worried about the youngest, a dunce.

Dinner comes, and all is yet well. 

Son 1 goes "Oh Pope divine, please have some wine". The Pope smiles benevolently at him, and he is assured of a place in heaven! 

Son 2 soon says "Oh father sweet, please eat the meat." Instant salvation for son 2 as well.

Now dessert has arrived. 

The third son is all eager to impress the Pope. So, he shouts out "Oy you b*stard, pass the custard!"

The Pope looks at him, puts his legs up on the table, and exclaims:

"Damn, this is just like home!"