Handcuffs And Ropes

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Handcuffs And Ropes

Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years.

This year, Ralph's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

And thus he calls his buddies and tells them the bad news.

Two days later, the other guys arrive at the camping site to begin their yearly fishing getaway.

And of all things, they find Ralph sitting there with a tent already set up.

"Dang Ralphie boy, how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"

"Well, yesterday evening, after my wife finished reading "Fifty Shades Of Grey," she pulled me into our bedroom. On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes!

She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did, then she said, "New, do whatever you want."

So, Here I am.