Materialistic

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Materialistic

A very successful Barrister parked his brand-new Bentley in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's door.

Fortunately, a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Bentley with his lights flashing.

Before the police officer had a chance to ask any questions, the Barrister started screaming hysterically about how his Bentley, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again.

When the Barrister finally calmed down from his rant, the police officer shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you people are," he said. “You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the Barrister.

The police officer replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!

"OH, MY GOD!!!" screamed the Barrister "Where's my bloody Rolex!"