Paddy

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Paddy

Paddy decided to go over to London to look for work. 

He was telling his local shop keeper, Mrs. Dunn about his upcoming trip.

"Could you do me a huge favour, Patrick, when you get there?" asked Mrs. Dunn with a tear in her eye.

"Anything for you, Mrs. Dunn", replied Paddy.

Mrs. Dunn seemed to cheer up a bit, "You see, almost 2 years it's been, my only son Neely went to London and he hasn't even written to me once since he got there!"

"Could you please look him up and get him to write me a little note, just to say he is OK". "He said he was going to London, WC3".

Patrick agrees. When Paddy arrives at Heathrow Airport, he sees a sign that says

'Welcome to London'. Next he sees a sign with an arrow that says 'WC'.

Paddy walks in to the WC's and walks straight up to the 3rd door and knocks loudly.

"This is occupied" came a man's voice.

"Yeah, but are you Neely Dunn?"

"Yes" came a timid reply, "But I haven't got any paper!"

"Well that's NO Reason for not writing to your Mother!" shouts Paddy.