David

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David

And so it was that David, son of Garth, did approach the fair maiden Catherine, whom he had long coveted, and offered her his desire of betrothal. 

As a sign of undying commitment, they should lay together. 

And it came to pass those 2 months after, the fair Maiden Catherine did arrive at the house of David, son of Garth, with news.

Catherine announced:

"She was heavy with child and David, must take steps."

On the morrow, David took big steps, straight out of the kingdom.