Breakfast

[Seafood]

A South African is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The South African ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

American man: "You South Africans eat the whole bread??"

South African: "Of course."

American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In America, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to South Africa."

The American has a smirk on his face. The South African just listens.

The American persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

South African: "Of Course."

American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to South Africa."

The South African then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"

American: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

South African: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

American: "We throw them away, of course."

South African: "We don't. South Africa, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America!!..