9 Things To Ponder

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9 Things To Ponder

1. Why are there no "B” batteries?
2. Why are you "in" a movie, but "on" TV? 
3. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?
4. What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
5. Why do we drive on parkways & park on driveways?
6. Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
7. If the No. 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still No. 2?
8. Why do "fat chance" & "slim chance" mean the same thing?
9. Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?