Murders

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A man is in court for murder and the judge says, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."

A voice at the back of the court says, "You b*stard."

The judge continues, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a hammer."

Again the voice at the back of the court says, "You b*stard."

The judge says, "We cannot have any more of these outbursts from you. What is the problem?"

The man at the back of the court says, "Fifteen years I lived next door to that b*stard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one!"