Double

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Double

A man goes into a pub, "GET OUT," shouts the landlord, "You are banned."

"Why? ", asks the man innocently, "because you were in here last night trying to con drinks out of all the customers and I banned you" says the landlord.

"Well," says the man, "I have only just arrived in town by train not 30 minutes ago and have never been here before in my life."

"Oh, well," I'm sorry says the landlord, "you must have a double or something" 

"Why that's very kind of you" says the man:

"Make it a whiskey."