Protest

[Seafood]

A man goes to the doctor. "Doctor, I wish to protest about the spare-part surgery operation you did on me"

"What's wrong?" said the doctor "I gave you another hand when your own was smashed up at your factory"

"i know" said the man "but you gave me a female hand which is good most of the time. It's just that when I go to the toilet it doesn't want to let go"