Crisps

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Crisps

A man walks into a pub and orders a pint and a packet of cheese and onion crisps. He drinks the pint and puts the packet of cheese and onion crisps on his hat and walks out!

The barman is confused.

The next evening the same thing happens.

The barman thinks to himself says, "if he comes in tomorrow, I’m going to tell him we’ve only got salt and vinegar."

He comes in the next evening and asks for the same.

Barman, "Weve only got salt and vinegar!"

Customer, "Ok that’s fine instead."

He drinks the pint and puts the packet of salt and vinegar crisps on his hat and turns to walk out

Barman, "Excuse me sir why did you put the packet of salt and vinegar crisps on your hat?"

Customer:

"Because you didn’t have cheese and onion!"