Start the Year 2025 Off with a Laugh

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Start the Year 2025 Off with a Laugh

As the calendar turns, it's time to set goals with a side of giggles. Kickstart the year with humour using these 80 funny New Year quotes. Embrace laughter as your companion for the next 365 days, ensuring joy and cheer.

1. New Year's is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don't want you reusing last year's calendars.
2. May all your troubles last as long as your resolutions.
3. Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
4. A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
5. My New Year’s resolution is to stop feeling guilty about not keeping last year's resolution.
6. I would quit drinking in the New Year, but nobody likes a quitter.
7. An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
8. I resolve to work on my resolutions all year, no matter how hard they prove to be...failed already!
9. Dear New Year, please be nice to me this time. I haven’t been mean to you!
10. Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
11. May the New Year bring you more happiness than your husband’s resolutions bring him.
12. This New Year's I resolve to be less awesome since that is really the only thing I do in excess.
13. I can’t believe it’s been an entire year since I didn’t become a better person.
14. Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
15. Every New Year’s Eve, I look forward to a good show at Times Square...an over-the-top rejection of resolutions as the ball drops.
16. Looking to set goals for the new year, but not expecting too much: I resolve, cough cough, to learn a new hobby. Or location of my other shoe.
17. What the new year brings to you will depend a great deal on what you bring to the new year… and possibly a lucky rabbit’s foot.
18. If you can’t fly, then run. If you can’t run, then walk. If you can’t walk, then crawl. If you can’t crawl, then just move inch by inch in another direction.
19. For last year’s words belong to last year’s language. And next year’s words await another voice – hopefully with fewer typos this time.
20. Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.