Home Office Comedy

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Home Office Comedy

Puns to Desk-troy the Workday Blues

1. I’m sending emails in my pyjamas, I guess you could say I have a suite job.
2. Managing files from my bed is a dream job come true.
3. I don’t gossip with coworkers anymore; I just spread the word processor.
4. I’m such a homebody, I even brought the office there!
5. I Zoom into meetings so fast; you’d think I was teleportal.
6. Coffee breaks at home mean I’m my own barist-aaaaah.
7. My cat’s my new coworker; she’s a real purrfessional.
8. I often multitask during conference calls; it’s called telecommutitasking.
9. Home offices are great; I’ve never felt more at desk.
10. I’m so productive at home I might just get a work-from-home run.
11. With all this remote work, I’m basically a keyboard warrior.
12. I took a job as a freelance writer, but I’m really just pro-crastinating.
13. My living room turned office space is nothing short of suite.
14. They told me to dress for the job I want, so now I’m in a robe-ust position.
15. My laptop and I are in a long-term relationship – we can’t be a part.
16. Working from home means I’ve mastered the art of the deskercise.
17. My commute is just a hop, skip, and a roll out of bed.
18. They say, “Location, location, location,” and mine’s about five steps from my bed.
19. I’m now a leading expert in conference call attire – from the waist up.
20. I get my best ideas lounging at home, call it inspiration on recline-ation.