Playing Chicken

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Playing Chicken

Five Irishman are out parachuting. They all have a bet to see who can drop the farthest without pulling the chute up.

The first man jumps out......falling falling falling and pulls his chute.

The second man jumps out.... falling falling fallling falling and pulls his chute.

The third man jumps out...falls for ages and pulls his chute.

The fourth man jumps outs.... keeps on falling and falling and falling, looks down see he is about as far as he could go and pulls his chute.

Well, the fifth guy thought to himself, "I can win this easy" So, he jumps out...falling-falling-falling. Looks down at the ground and goes:

"Good, I can now jump from here...."