Home Office Zingers

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Home Office Zingers

 

1. Remote work is great until your houseplant becomes your branch manager.
2. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it’s giving me the silent treatment.
3. I’m always on time for work at home; I have very short commute-ments.
4. My living room isn’t a mess. It’s an obstacle course for team-building exercises.
5. I consider my couch a key part of my ergonomic setup.
6. Laundry is the spin cycle of my work-from-home routine.
7. My productivity tool is a good blanket; it helps me handle under-pressure situations.
8. I’m in a long-distance relationship with my office chair.
9. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest… working from home.
10. You don’t realize the importance of separate workspaces until your kitchen starts taking messages.
11. I’ve gotten so good at telecommuting, I accidentally video called the fridge.
12. My printer is a real work-from-home companion; it loves to jam to its own tunes.
13. Multi-tasking at home means simultaneously losing my pen, my phone, and my mind.
14. When I say, “Let’s circle back,” I mean I need another round on my office chair.
15. The Louvre has nothing on my wall of post-it notes masterpieces.
16. I swapped rush hour for brush hour; now I paint more than I commute.
17. My stapler at home never works; it’s the ultimate staple of remote life.
18. Working from home means giving a whole new meaning to ‘net’ earnings.
19. I told my lamp I’d give it a raise for more light-hearted jokes.
20. My home office policy is BYOB: “Bring Your Own Bed” for power naps.