Biker

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Biker

A biker gets a job helping a farmer way out in a remote and wild place.

One day the farmer tells his new employee to go over to the far fields and take care of some the problems there.

The biker drives over to the back fields in the farmers pick up and starts to work.

Before long it's getting late out and in the dark it's hard to see the old road.

Worried, the farmer keys up the CB radio. to ask what's taking him so long.

"Sorry boss. but I hit a pig, and it's stuck in the brush guard and squealing and thrashing about."

"Tell ya what, the farmer says, there's a .303 under the seat so put him out of his misery, throw him to the side of the road and come along so we can have dinner."

Another hour passes so the farmer keys up the CB radio again and asks, "what's taking so long."

The biker says:

"I did like you said, boss, but his motorcycle is still pinned under the truck."