Mildly Interesting Sign

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Mildly Interesting Sign 

1. Guitar, for sale.......cheap...........no strings attached.
2. Those .... drinking to forget........ please pay in advance.
3. Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
4. A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
5. Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!
6. When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up.............reading.
7. My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses... He drinks straight out of the bottle.
8. I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case someone wants Black Coffee.
9. Getting caught is the mother of Invention.
10. The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is the fact that it has never tried to contact us.
11. Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives.
12. We need your heads to run our business.
13. Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they will never be.