Why Men Are Proud Of Themselves

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Why Men Are Proud Of Themselves

1. A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase
2. We can open all our own jars
3. We can go to the bathroom without a support group
4. We don't have to learn to spell a new last name
5. We can leave a motel bed unmade
6. We can kill our own food
7. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
8. Wedding plans take care of themselves
9. If someone forgets to invite us to something they can still be our friends
10. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices
11. Everything on our faces stays the original colour
12. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
13. We don't have to clean the house if the meter reader is coming
14. Car mechanics tell us the truth
15. We can sit without talking and watch a game with a friend for hours without thinking "He must be mad at me."
16. Grey hair and wrinkles only add character
17. We can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift
18. If another guy shows up at a party in the same shirt you just might become lifelong friends
19. Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
20. We are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colours
21. We almost never have a "strap problem" in public
22. We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes
23. The same hairstyle lasts for years-maybe decades
24. We don't have to shave below the neck
25. A few belches are expected and tolerated
26. Our belly usually hides our big hips
27. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons
28. We can do our nails with a pocketknife
29. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day before Christmas and in 45 minutes
30. And the cherry on the cake: The world is your urinal