Farmers

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Farmers

An American visits his old friend in Australia and both were farmers.

The Australian shows his 40hect farm to his friend, the American quickly says, "In America I has a 60hect farm" 

Then Australian shows his harvesting machine, the American quickly says, "I have two of these machines."

Suddenly a kangaroo jumps in, the American gets very scared and asks, "what the heck was that?"

The Australian say:

“Don’t you have any grasshoppers in your farm?"