funniest Stupid Questions With Very Smart Answers

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funniest Stupid Questions With Very Smart Answers

WAITER: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colours do you have?

TOM: How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
DAVID: You just send a telegram: Result declared; past year's performance repeated.

BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...

GIRL: If we become engaged, will you give me a ring?
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number?

GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL: How soon?

GIRLFRIEND: ...And are you sure you love me and no one else?
BOYFRIEND: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there?

GIRLFRIEND: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOYFRIEND: Don't you ever want to improve?

SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?
TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

WIFE: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.

TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
STUDENT: Sir, my mother and Father coincidently got married on the same day and at the same time.

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?
STUDENT: Because George still had the axe in is hand.

TEACHER: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
STUDENT: Brotherly love.

TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic, and exciting?
MAN: NO, because you make me sick.

PATIENT: What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
DOCTOR: One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died.

TEACHER: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
PUPIL: The moon.
TEACHER: Why?
PUPIL: The moon gives us light at night when we need it, but the sun gives us light only in the daytime when we don't need it.

Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!
Sam: It's a family tradition.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Sam: Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher: What about your mother.
Sam: She's a typical woman.