Funny Christmas Quotes From The Movies

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Funny Christmas Quotes From The Movies

Christmas movies offer some of the funniest holiday lines, perfect for a seasonal laugh!

1. Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to. ~ Miracle on 34th Street
2. Why don't you kiss her instead of telling her to death. ~ It's a Wonderful Life
3. If you’re worried and you can’t sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep. Then you’ll fall asleep counting your blessings. ~ A Christmas Carol
4. This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. ~ Home Alone
5. You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card. ~ Elf
6. Seeing is believing, but, sometimes, the most real things in the world are the things we can't see. ~ The Polar Express
7. I just like to smile. Smiling’s my favourite. ~ Elf
8. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. ~ Christmas Vacation
9. Youth is wasted on the wrong people. ~ It's a Wonderful Life
10. Worse? How can things get any worse? Take a look around you, Ellen! We’re at the threshold of hell!! ~ Christmas Vacation
11. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. ~ Home Alone
12. A, I’m not that lucky. Two, we use smoke detectors and D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will happen. Period. ~ Home Alone
13. The thing about trains... it doesn't matter where they're going. What matters is deciding to get on. ~ The Polar Express
14. You can mess with a lot of things. But you can’t mess with kids on Christmas. ~ Home Alone
15. Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas. ~ The Grinch
16. My dear partner, when what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting, whatever it is you've got left. ~ White Christmas
17. When I figure out what that means, I'll come up with a crushing reply. ~ White Christmas
18. Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? ~ Christmas Vacation
19. You can be too old for a lot of things, but you're never too old to be afraid. ~ Home Alone
20. How can a guy THAT ugly have the nerve to have sisters? ~ White Christmas