Funny Christmas Quotes from Authors

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Funny Christmas Quotes from Authors

Authors capture the humour in Christmas with clever, relatable quotes that light up the season.

1. One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone, and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books. ~ J.K. Rowling
2. Christmas is a race to see which gives out first your money or your feet. ~ Author Unknown
3. Next to a circus, there aren’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. ~  Kin Hubbard
4. Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality. ~ Washington Irving
5. At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional. ~  Robert Godden
6. A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. ~  Garrison Keillor
7. Christmas may be a day of feasting, or of prayer, but always it will be a day of remembrance a day in which we think of everything we have ever loved. ~ Augusta E. Randel
8. Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp. ~  Melanie White
9. Every gift which is given, even though it be small, is in reality great, if it is given with affection. ~ Pindar
10. Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family. ~  Charles M. Schulz