Christmas

[Seafood]

On the first day of christmas my true love said to me,

I've bought a big fresh turkey and a proper christmas tree.

On the second day of christmas much laughter could be heard,

As we tucked into our turkey, a most delicious bird.

On the third day of christmas, came the people from next door,

The turkey tasted just as good as it did the day before.

On the fourth day of christmas, some wine and cheese we had,

We were bright and happy, the turkey a little sad.

On the fifth day of christmas, outside the snowflakes scurried,

But we were nice and warm inside, we had the turkey curried.

On the sixth day of christmas, the

christmas spirit died,

The children fought and bickered, so we had the turkey fried.

On the seventh day of christmas, her true love he did wince.

When I sat down at the table and was offered turkey mince.

On the eighth day of.christmas,the dog has run for shelter,

He had seen the turkey pancakes and the glass of alka seltzer.

On the ninth day of christmas, I was f***ing blotto,

I knew the bird was back,this time as a rice risotto.

On the tenth day of christmas,we were drinking home made brew,

As if not bad enough, we were eating turkey stew.

On the eleventh day of christmas, the tree was moulting,

With chilli, soya and oyster sauce, the turkey was f***ing revolting.

On the twelth day of christmas, we

had a smile on our lips,

The guests had gone, the turkey too, and we dined on fish n chips.