IT Hell

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IT Hell

A politician, thief, and a programmer, all died and went straight to hell.

Politician said, "I miss my country; I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there."

She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked, "Well, devil how much do I owe you?"

The devil says, "Five million dollars."

The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

Thief was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I want to call my group members; I want to see how everybody is doing there too"

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked, "Well, devil how much do I owe you????

The devil says, "Ten million dollars"

With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair. 

The programmer was even more jealous and starts screaming, "I want to call my IT buddy" 

He called his IT buddy, and he talked & talked & talked & talked for twenty hours about various technologies and project, then he asked, "Well devil, how much do I owe you?"

The devil says, "Twenty dollars."

Programmer is stunned and says, "Why only twenty dollars?"

The devil says:

"Well, if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local."