Gift From Grandfather

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Gift From Grandfather

An Old Italian Mafia Don is dying.

He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Grandson, I wanna you lissina to me. I wanna for you to take my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

Grandpa looking happy, said:

"You lissina me. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambinos."

Grandpa looking sad, said:

"Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whatta you gonna do is to pointa to your watch and say, the times is up?"