Must Stop Taking Life Too Seriously

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Must Stop Taking Life Too Seriously

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1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like, night.
3. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Honk, if you love peace and quiet.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
13. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
14. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
16. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
17. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

AND THE ONE I RELATE TO THE MOST THESE DAYS:

• Inside every older person is a younger person wondering "What happened?!"