Vacancy

[Seafood]

A company posted a sign outside their office:

**Job Vacancy – Apply Within**

*Requirements:*

1. Type at least 80 words per minute.

2. Be proficient with computers.

3. Be bilingual.

Weeks passed with no applicants, until a dog strolled in, pointed to the sign, and wagged its tail eagerly.

The manager, baffled, said, “I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not qualified. You need to type 80 words per minute, and, well… paws aren’t great for typing.”

Without hesitation, the dog jumped onto a stool, typed over 100 words in under a minute, and hopped back down.

Stunned, the manager stammered, “Impressive, but you also need to be good with computers.”

The dog grabbed a keyboard, hacked into the building’s system, and shut down every security camera with ease.

Flabbergasted, the manager muttered, “Alright, but the final requirement is being bilingual.”

The dog stared him down, then confidently replied, “Meow.”