Funny Car Acronym

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Funny Car Acronym

Get ready to laugh with our list of funny car acronyms! These clever wordplays use the letters in the name to poke fun at the automaker and their cars.

While these acronyms are meant to be humorous, they also speak to some common perceptions about the car brand. 

Whether or not these perceptions are accurate is up for debate, but there is no denying that these funny acronyms have become a part of popular culture and will continue to be used for years to come.

ALFA: 
Another Looney Fat Alien

AMC:
All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe

AUDI: 
Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
Automobile Unfortunately Devaluates Immediately
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc

BMW: 
Bayerische Motoren Werke
Bavarian Motor Works
Brings Me Women
Bitchers, Moaners And Whiners
Born Moderately Wealthy
Bought My Wife
Break My Wallet

CADILLAC:
Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions

CAMARO: 
Can't America Make A Real One?

CHEVY:
Created Hopelessly Every Vintage Year
Can Hear Every Valve Yell 
Cannot Have Expensive Vehicle Yet

CHEVROLET: 
Clutch Hangs, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

DODGE: 
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
Dangerous On Days Gears Engage 
Drains Or Drops Grease Everywhere
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires

FERRARI:
Fantastically Expensive, Rarely Runs And Ridiculously Italian

FIAT: 
Feeble Italian Attempt At Transportation
Fix It All The Time
Found In Any Toilet

FORD: 
Found On Road Dead
From Our Reject Department
Failure Of Research &Amp; Development
First On Race Day
Fix Or Repair Daily

GM:
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus

GMC:
Gay Mans Chevy
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse Get More Cash
Got More Crap
Government Motors Corp
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car
Greatest Mountain Of Crap
Got A Mechanic Coming
Give Me Cheeseburgers

HONDA: 
Had One, Not Driving Another
Has Only Normal, Dull Attributes
Horsepower Option Never Did Appear
Hope You Understand Nothing’s Drivable And Inexpensive
Hell Of A Nice Damn Automobile
Had Odd Noises Daily Also

HYUNDAI: 
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating

JAGUAR:
Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs

JEEP:
Just Empty Every Pocket
Just Expect Every Problem
Jumps Everything Ever Parked

KIA: 
Korean Imitation Accordhummer
Huge Ugly Mother
Mostly Eats Resources

LOTUS: 
Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious
Leaks Oil, Thorough Upgrade Soon

MASERATI: 
Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements

MAZDA:
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along (Or
My Another Zany Detroit Assassin

MERCEDES:
Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings
My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke

MG:
Mechanized Garbage
Money Guzzler

MGB:
Might Go Backwards
Most Gears Broken

MITSUBISHI
Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete

MUSTANG:
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

NISSAN:
Need I Say Something About Nothing
Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

OPEL:
Our Production Ends Life

PORSCHE: 
Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB:
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

SUBARU:
Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas

TVR: 
Tow Van Required

TOYOTA:
Toyota Overcharges You On Their Accessories
Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO: 
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

Just for fun