Wish

[Seafood]

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. As he sits down the man helps a tiny man onto the table and a tiny piano which the tiny man begins to play. Another customer watches with astonishment at the performance and asks the man where he found such a talent. The man smiles at the other customer and said “There is a genie outside that will grant you anything you want”.

The other customer eyes the man suspiciously, but given the tiny man in front of him playing a tiny piano he sees no reason not to take him at his word. The other customer steps outside of the pub and a few moments later there is a huge commotion. The other customer comes rushing in and is swooped on by what seems like hundreds of birds. “A million bucks I wished for… a million bucks” he exclaimed, “why didn’t you tell me the genie was hard of hearing?”.

To this the man replied “did you honestly think I wished for a 9-inch pianist?”