Andr-Tech uk666 Posted November 25, 2024 Andr-Tech #1 Posted November 25, 2024 Blond Man A blond man showed up at work with a black eye. His co-workers asked what happened. He told them it had happened at church. They insisted that you couldn't get a black eye at church and wanted to know what really happened. So he explained. "I went to the church. I stood up to sing the hymns, and there in front of me was the biggest woman I had ever seen. When she had stood up, her dress had got stuck in her butt-crack. So being the gentleman I am, I reached over and pulled it out for her, and she did not like that, and he hit me." The guys laughed and ribbed him about it all day. The next week he showed up to work and his face was beat bad! When the guys asked him what had happened, he told them he'd gotten beaten up again at church. "When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was that same big woman with her dress again stuck up her butt-crack." The other men interrupted. "Please tell us you didn't pull her dress out of there again?" "No, the guy standing beside me did. I knew she didn't like that, so I shoved it back in." 1 3
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