Poorly

[uk666]

Poorly

A traveling salesman was out late one night and decided it’s time to grab some food and head in for the night. 

So, he stops at a local diner, grabs a bite then heads back to the hotel and goes to sleep. 

Midway through the night he wakes up to realize he is feeling deathly sick to his stomach and has crapped his self. 

He gets up and sure enough there it lays in all its glory on the sheets.

so, insanely embarrassed, he takes the sheets off the bed and throws them out the window. 

An old drunkard was propped up against the hotel wall when the "bomb" came down on him, so he thinking he's getting attacked, starts swinging like he's fending off Bruce lee or something. 

A nearby cop see this and comes over and asks, "sir is there a problem here?' to that the drunk responds:

"I don’t know officer, but I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost"