Archaeologists

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A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they found a cave with the symbols of a woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish and a Star of David on the wall.

Pointing to the first drawing, the head of the team declared: “This indicates these people were family oriented and held women in high esteem. The donkey shows they were intelligent enough to use animals to till the soil. The shovel tells us they were able to forge tools. Even further proof of high intelligence is the fish: if famine hit the land, they would take to the sea for food. The last symbol is the Star of David, telling us they were Hebrews.”

However one of his fellow archaeologists begged to disagree.

“Hebrew is read from right to left,” he explained. The symbols say: “Holy Mackerel, dig the a$# on that chick.”