Speak About Persons In A Politically Correct

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Speak About Persons In A Politically Correct

Let's speak about women and be politically correct:

She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY"
Correct - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."

She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER."
Correct - She is a "LOW-COST PROVIDER."

She has not "BEEN AROUND."
Correct - She is a "PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION."

She is not a "DUMB BLONDE."
Correct - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

She is not an "AIRHEAD."
Correct - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."

She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS"
Correct - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."

She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS."
Correct - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."

She does not "NAG" you.
Correct - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK"
Correct - She is a "BREASTED WOMEN."

She is not a "TRAMP."
Correct - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."

And to be fair Let's speak about men and be politically correct:

He is not "BALDING" 
Correct - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

He is not "TURNED ON" 
Correct - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED." 

It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants.
Correct - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."

He does not have a "BEER GUT"
Correct - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

He is not a "BAD DANCER"
Correct - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME."
Correct - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER"
Correct - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."

He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK."
Correct - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."

He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG."
Correct - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."

He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT."
Correct - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."