Andr-Tech uk666 Posted November 18, 2024 Andr-Tech #1 Posted November 18, 2024 Speech Impediment Bill called his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and said he was sending a friend over to look at a horse. Sam asks, "How will I recognize him?" Bill said, "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment." So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth." So, he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So, he picks the little fella up again and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"? The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf, can I see her ****"? Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's ****, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing, and said: "Perhapth I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit." 1 2
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