Speech Impediment

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Speech Impediment

Bill called his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and said he was sending a friend over to look at a horse.

Sam asks, "How will I recognize him?"

Bill said, "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."

So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

"A female horth."

So, he shows him a prized filly.

"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?

Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?

So, he picks the little fella up again and shows him the horse's ears.

"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?

The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Nice mouf, can I see her ****"?

Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's ****, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing, and said:

"Perhapth I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit."