Wal - Mart Greeter

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Wal - Mart Greeter

A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal- Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they aren’t twins! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 6. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the Greeter:

"I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."