Dentist

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Dentist

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "surely I can't look that old."

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed her diploma, which bore her full name. 

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, pretty, dark-haired girl with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. 

Could he be the same girl that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing her, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.

This very heavy, gray-haired woman with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After she examined my teeth.

I asked her if she had attended morgan park high school? "Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a mustang," she gleamed with pride.

"when did you graduate?" I asked. She answered, "in 1971. Why do you ask?"

"you were in my class!", I exclaimed.

She looked at me closely.

Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled, fat, gray, decrepit b---- asked:

"What did you teach?"