Chinese humour

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Chinese humour

1. Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
2. Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
3. Boy who goes to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.
4. Cross eyed teacher cannot control pupils
5. War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
6. Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
7. Foolish man gives wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
8. Girl who sits on jockey’s lap get hot tip.
9. It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
10. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
11. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
12. Man, who drives like hell, bound to get there.
13. Man, who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.
14. Man, who eats many prunes get good run for money.
15. Man, who farts in church sits in own pew.
16. Man, who fights with wife all day, get no piece at night.
17. Man, who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
18. Man, who flies upside down, have crack up.
19. Man, who has last laugh, not get joke.
20. Man, who keeps both feet firmly planted on ground have trouble putting on pants
21. Man, who leaps off cliff jump to conclusion.
22. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
23. Man, who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
24. Man, who makes mistake in elevator wrong on many levels
25. Man, who pees through screen door, only straining himself.
26. Man, who pushes piano down mine shaft get A Flat Miner
27. Man, who run behind car get exhausted.
28. Man, who run in front of car get tired.
29. Man, who scratches his a** should not bite fingernails.
30. Man, who sits on tack get point.
31. Man, who sleeps in cat house by day, sleep in doghouse by night.
32. Man, who stands on toilet is high on pot.
33. Man, who tells one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out
34. Man, who walks thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
35. Man, who wants pretty nurse got to be patient.
36. Man with athletic finger make broad jump
37. Man with one chopstick go hungry.
38. Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
39. Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.