Billys At The Zoo

[Seafood]

Little Billy gets taken to the zoo one weekend by his parents. As they’re wandering round they come across the elephant enclosure. As they’re watching them the bull elephant starts to get an erection. Billy sees it and tugs at his mother’s sleeve…

“Mum… Mum… what’s that?

“What’s what”? asks his mum.

“That… thing hanging down on the elephant”.

“Oh, that’s his trunk.’ says Mum.

“NO” says Billy, “The OTHER end”.

“Oh… You mean his tail?”

“NOOOOO” says Billy, “Hanging down between his legs”

His mother gets all flustered and stammers “Oh… Oh… Oh it’s nothing Billy”, so Billy turns to his dad and asks the question. “Dad, what’s that hanging down between the elephant’s legs?”

His Dad looks and asks “What did your Mum say it was?”

Billy answers “Oh she said it was nothing, that’s why I’m asking you…”

His Dad looks fondly at his son and says “Yeeeeahhh… That’s the trouble with your mother son… She’s been spoilt”.