Flying Lufthansa

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Flying Lufthansa

Captain Schmitt, flying a Jumbo jet over the Atlantic, informs the passengers there is a little problem with ze engine No.1, but not to worry he has shut it down and ze plane fly perfectly good on 3 engines.

Half an hour later the speakers crackle into life again. "Captain Schmitt here again with some more news that ze engine No.2 is behaving very naughty, and I have shut it down, but no need for worries because ze plane fly easily on two engines."

Another hour passes and Captain Schmitt comes back again with news that engine No.3 seems to have ze little gremlins inside it and has been shut down, but no matter ze plane is happy on just one engine.... but best if the passengers can change seats and all passengers that can swim must sit on ze left and those that cannot swim must sit on ze right."

Halfway across the Atlantic Captain Schmitt excitedly addresses the passengers:

"Zis is a nasty day today with ze engine No.4 about to burn in hell I must make ze emergency landing on ze ocean... So those on the left that can swim, look out of the windows and you see ze small island. When we hit ze water you must swim quickly to ze island. For those of you sitting on ze right and cannot swim......We hope to see you again and thank you for flying Lufthansa!"