Why Chicken, why...

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Why Chicken, why...

Important figures answer an age-old question:

1. Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that... Jerry Fallwell
2. Did the chicken cross the road....Did he cross it with a toad....Yes! The chicken crossed the road....but why it crossed, I've not been told.... Dr. Seuss
3. To die. In the rain... Ernest Hemmingway
4. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to crossroads without having their motives called into question…. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
5. In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us…. Grandpa
6. It is the nature of chickens to cross the road…. Aristotle
7. It was a historical inevitability…. Karl Marx
8. I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road at the behest of the president of the United States of America in an effort to distract law enforcement officials and the American public from the criminal wrongdoing our highest elected official has been trying to cover up.… Ken Starr
9. To boldly go where no chicken has gone before…. CPT James T. Kirk
10. You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it... Fox Mulder
11. The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity…. Sigmund Freud
12. I have just released eChicken 2026, which will not only crossroads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balanced your check book with Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken 2026…. Bill Gates
13. Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken…. Einstein
14. I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please…. Bill Clinton
15. The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down…. Louis Farrakhan
16. And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing…. The Bible
17. Have I missed one…. Colonel Sanders