Upgrade Existing Terminology To Fit New Tech

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Upgrade Existing Terminology To Fit New Tech

1. An Application was for employment.
2. A program was a TV show.
3. A cursor used profanity.
4. A keyboard was a piano.
5. Compress was something you did to garbage, not something you did to a file.
6. If you unzipped anything in public you be in jail for a while.
7. Log on was adding wood to a fire.
8. Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
9. A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
10. Cut, you did with a pocket knife.
11. Paste, you did with glue.
12. A web was a spiders home.
13. A virus was the flu.