Hilarious - How To Wash A Cat

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Hilarious - How To Wash A Cat

Dear my human master.

I have come up with a solution to an age-old problem - How to wash a cat:

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
3. Pick up the cat and soothe it while you carry it towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
5. At this point the cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet – the cat is actually enjoying this!
6. You may see claws at the side of the toilet seat – don't worry it is just the cat getting itself comfortable for the “rinse”
7. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “power-wash” and “rinse.”
8. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
9. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
10. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where it will dry itself off.
11. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Yours sincerely,

Your loving dog.