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Dry Lips


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I walked past a farm the other day and notice my friend Denzil kissing fresh cow sh*t.
"Denzil, what the feck are you doing?" I asked him.
"I've got dried up lips!" he replied.
"Wow! Cow sh*t is a cure for it?" I answered back.
"No, it stops me licking them" he said.

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