Friends Oath

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Friends Oath

This is undoubtedly the most honest "friendship" poem ever.

• When you are sad, ........I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking b*st*rd/****** who made you sad.
• When you are scared, .........I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.
• When you are worried, .........I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.
• When you are confused, ........I will use little words to explain it to your dumb a5s.
• When you are sick, ........I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.
• When you fall, ........I will point and laugh at your clumsy a5s.
• This is my oath, ........I pledge till the end.
• Why you may ask, ........Because you're my friend.