Working & Making Money Funny Quotes

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Working & Making Money Funny Quotes

If you are struggling with money or trying to get out of debt, you know that it can be downright discouraging Sometimes you need a little motivation or inspiration to improve your financial situation.

1. There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one. ~ Jack Yelton
2. If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. James Goldsmith What’s worth doing is worth doing for money. ~ Michael Douglas
3. Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. ~ Groucho Marx
4. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street. ~ Jay Leno
5. They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it. ~ Joseph Addison
6. The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket. ~ Kin Hubbard
7. If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around. ~ Christina Stead
8. I like my money where I can see it, hanging in my closet. ~ Sex and the City
9. Anyone who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn’t have any. ~ Anonymous
10. F-E-A-R has two meanings: ‘Forget Everything And Run’ or ‘Face Everything And Rise.’ The choice is yours. ~ Zig Ziglar
11. Money talks, bullshit walks. ~ Stephen King
12. Too many people spend money to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like. ~ Will Rogers
13. Most people work just hard enough to not get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. ~ George Carline
14. If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves. ~ Lane Kirkland
15. I despise the lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid. ~ Unknown