My Last Day

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My Last Day

A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink and looking very miserable.

"Is everything okay, mate?" the bartender asks. 

The guy responds, "My wife and I got into a fight, and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!" 

Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know, a little peace and quiet?"

"No, you don't understand mate, today is the last day!"