Scousers

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Scousers

Forty scousers got killed on a bus and when they were stood outside the pearly gates. 

St Peter said, "I’m sorry but there’s only 14 places left so you’ll have to decide amongst you who’s coming in, and the rest will have to go to Hell" 

At that St Peter left, half an hour later St Peter looked out of the office window and said, "They’re gone".

God said, "What, all forty?". 

"No", said St Peter:

"They have stolen Bloody Gates".