Popular Sayings, Revised By The Internet

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Popular Sayings, Revised By The Internet

1. Home is where you hang your @
2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
5. Great groups from little icons grow.
6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
7. (C:) is the root of all directories.
8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
10. The modem is the message.
11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
12. The geek shall inherit the earth.
13. chat has nine lives.
14. Don't byte off more than you can view.
15. Windows will never cease.
16. In Gates we trust.
17. Virtual reality is its own reward.
18. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
19. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
20. There's no place like http://www.home.com
21. Know what to expect before you connect.
22. Oh, what a tangled Web site we weave when first we practice.