Funny Money Quotes About Being Broke

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Funny Money Quotes About Being Broke

Discover a treasury of wit and wisdom with these 20 hilarious and inspirational quotes about money. 

From famous figures to anonymous quips, these humorous insights and reflections on wealth will have you laughing all the way to the bank.

There’s nothing more inspirational than a good quote. And there’s nothing funnier than a good quote, too.

1. The lack of money is the root of all evil. ~ Mark Twain
2. Being broke is against my religion. ~ Curtis Jackson
3. A kid asked me for advice about getting into entertainment. I said you better know how to be happy being broke! ~ Donnell Rawlings
4. Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that. ~ Norman Vincent Peale
5. There is a difference between broke and being poor. Being broke is a temporary economic condition, but being poor is a disabling frame of mind and a depressed condition of your spirit, and you must vow to never, ever be poor again. ~ John Hope Bryant
6. The only excuse for being broke is being in jail. ~ Curtis Jackson
7. I am scared of being broke and famous. I think that would be the biggest curse. ~ Kid Rock
8. Being broke is a joke, I never found it funny. That's why I count my blessings, as much as I count my money. ~ Fabolous
9. There's only one requirement for enjoying God's grace: being broke and knowing it. ~ Randy Alcorn
10. I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. ~ e. e. cummings
11. Money without brains is always dangerous. ~ Napoleon Hill
12. It’s easy to meet expenses, everywhere we go, there they are. ~ Anonymous
13. Being broke is a very efficient educational agency. ~ Edwin Lefevre
14. Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. Do you know why dogs have no money? ... No Pockets. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
15. Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like. ~ Will Smith
16. I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.” ~ Anonymous
17. Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money ~ Anonymous
18. I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not. ~ Fran Lebowitz
19. Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
20. Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it. ~ William Somerset Maugham

So here you have it…. If I missed your favourite, be sure to share in the comments below.